I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyway: a memoir
What could go wrong?
WINCHESTER STARTER KIT
I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS
scotland became the 17th country in the world to legalise same sex marriage today and we’ve also got one of the most progressive bills in the world
it was also voted in with an overwhelming majority, 105 votes to 18, the third highest ratio in favour in the world
2 years ago on canada day i was so drunk that i fell over on the street and started crawling and a cop pulled over and asked me if i was ok and i yelled YES and he just said “alright good” and drove off which is proof that canadian cops are absolutely useless
THESE ARE NOT OKAY
READING THESE WAS A MISTAKE
The american sex education system.
Why are you laughing at me
Best scene in the movie!
Sam is like 30000% done with their messages.
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
So I was in my school’s library recently and found this…
I SWEAR IM FOLLWOING EVERYONE OF YOU
OVER 500 NOTES YOU GUYS ARE SO AMAZING IM ABOUT TO CRY
ANGELI I CANT
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
nowyoukno bugs the undying fuck out of me for some reason that i can’t adequately explain. i hate that blog
Well, it hates you too. Didn’t you see the new banner on nowyoukno?
nowyoukno is the most sassy of all the blogs