Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.
I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.
“whats a movie”
I AM CRYING
HE WAS POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL AND DRANK DEMON BLOOD
Possessed by the Devil and drank demon blood FOR YOUR SIIIIINS
It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you
if anyone ever tells you that english isn’t ridiculous remember that the reason why we have a silent b in debt is because a group of guys got together to standardise english spelling and got to the word debt, which at the time was primarily spelled either ‘dett’ or ‘det’. so…