spoken-not-written:

awesome

(via youmustnotknowfashion)

formosusiniquis:

Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.

(via isis-)

braffschein:

(Source: chazzymoody, via misunderstood-under-the-gun)

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

(via a-fangirls-best-friend)

god-dammit-fandom:

scatteringstarslikesprinkles:

iamspacekisses:

I AM CRYING

HE WAS POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL AND DRANK DEMON BLOOD

Possessed by the Devil and drank demon blood FOR YOUR SIIIIINS

(Source: stayyspazzy, via misunderstood-under-the-gun)

killian-me-softly-jones:

Bob’s Burgers - BURGER OF THE DAY

(via djtauri)

kazonnura:

These people cannot even be real

(Source: averageshield, via a-fangirls-best-friend)

incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

(Source: dion-thesocialist, via walrusex)

red as blood and blue as heaven

(Source: mellarkboxers, via quarterquellings)

compasswaters:

100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you

(via highlikesidandnancy)

http://the-fandoms-are-cool.tumblr.com/post/83388966606

mecanyddol:

if anyone ever tells you that english isn’t ridiculous remember that the reason why we have a silent b in debt is because a group of guys got together to standardise english spelling and got to the word debt, which at the time was primarily spelled either ‘dett’ or ‘det’. so…

(via isis-)

In the valleys low, I hear the trumpets blow.

(Source: rumplestitlskin, via prims-rose)

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

I got four extra credit points for this.

(via isis-)

teachmehownottoneed:

the princesses - once upon a time vs. disney

(via ijustwanttohugdavidtennant)

mooseleys:

sexual orientation: that slow blink mark does

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